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Traci Landy's avatar

This level of creativity literally tickles me, lol. SO MUCH FUN TO READ and has me wondering if I send you my car what my look would be!? I'm thinking I am very Margot Sinclair - especially re: 5:15pm dinner and tangled curls, lol. Next character: put together on the outside but the interior of their car is covered in wrappers, water bottles, and nonsense.

Melissa Asquith's avatar

Haha came here to comment but can’t beat this. I did go to vacuum my car yesterday but it was full so the wrappers will have to live there a little longer 😉

Evonne Sturm's avatar

☠️☠️☠️

Kelly Williams's avatar

Clean on the outside, disaster on the inside is the description of my car and ME 😂😂

Evonne Sturm's avatar

Love it! CHICPEN is the vanity plate that’s got your name all over it 😂

Kelly Williams's avatar

Evonne, this just made me laugh so hard. Seriously, I need more of these posts from you 😂😂

Evonne Sturm's avatar

🤗🤗🤗

Evonne Sturm's avatar

Thank you, Traci!!! It was really fun to write. Would you believe me if I told you my neighborhood alone has over 8 vanity plates (probably more) but those are what I counted on my dog walk over the weekend! It’s insane the level of detail my neighbors go through for these plates.

We’ve all got a little Margot in us. I desperately wanted a rabbit cabriolet in high school but Karen and Steve wouldn’t allow. A girl can still dream!

Steven Sturm's avatar

It is very interesting how vanity plates have changed with the popularity of car brands and vehicle types over the years. Imagine what they were in 2016 and what they will be in 2031……Great examples. Everyone remember the Beetle, Pinto, Cordoba, Taurus, Z, Camaro?

Evonne Sturm's avatar

But what’s yours gonna be? LA2NYGY?

Drew Moriates's avatar

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Jennifer Klee's avatar

EXTREMELY fun. Back when the Internet was invented, my first email address was 2hot4u@ufl.edu and it STILL somehow surfaces in UF directories or alumni publications and people ridicule me and it is what it is. That said, I'd slap it on Miles' Porsche without a second thought.

Evonne Sturm's avatar

Thanks, Jen! I LOVE this fun fact. If you can’t have it on a vanity plate, someone needs to make you a keychain STAT!

Isn’t Miles’ Porsche so dreamy? Get in, we’re going shopping.

Jordyn Sharfe's avatar

hahaha the creativity knows no bounds from you!!! i don’t know what my vanity plate would be but I sure wish i could drive around with one that said 99probs 😂

Evonne Sturm's avatar

Thanks, Jordyn! My only request is that I ride shotgun with you 💕

Katelyn Cnossen's avatar

Evonne this was so creative and cool! Also I never really thought about it but my car is my most expensive accessory haha

Evonne Sturm's avatar

Thank you, Kate! I haven’t seen many vanity plates in Portland but if you had one, what would it be?

Katelyn Cnossen's avatar

It would be something along the lines of tired AF, haha because I’m always tired

Sogole Kane's avatar

IMMEDIATELY SENDING TO MIKE to be like “why have you been chatting with Evonne without me?!?” 🤣🤣🤣 this was dead on.

Evonne Sturm's avatar

Ha, I love it. Should we all meet at the 19th hole for drinks tonight?

Fanny Adams's avatar

Meetings that could’ve been handled by silence has me 💀

Evonne Sturm's avatar

My favorite line in the whole article 😂

ET's avatar

What does it say about me that I want to steal Miles’ outfit and Margot’s car (i couldn’t handle that porsche no matter how much i want to lol)?This is so fun!!

Evonne Sturm's avatar

I love it! Thanks for reading and dabbling along in the fun 💗

Karen Sturm's avatar

Your creativity continues to amaze me.

Evonne Sturm's avatar

Thanks, Mom 🤗

not an influencer's avatar

this was so creative! and lol to chad 😂

Evonne Sturm's avatar

Thank you 😊 Not gonna lie, Chad was my absolute favorite to create!

not an influencer's avatar

his car selection and 19th hole really got me lol

Evonne Sturm's avatar

Let’s be honest, Chad is never golfing, he does it for the 19th hole always!

not an influencer's avatar

lol definitely, wearing his vest

The Girls Column's avatar

This was such a fun idea—had me giggling. I can feel myself most relating to Margot, but being reachable by 8 pm is officially an out for me also. For us in British Columbia we have national parks plates where you pay a fee to have a background photo on your plate. You get to choose between a few options and the one you choose definitely says a lot about your personality haha. I, of course, prefer the pink ocean sunset !!

Evonne Sturm's avatar

Thank you!! I’m dying to know what color your plate is, that is if you have one 😊.

I had so much fun writing this post and def sprinkled in some Evonne quips in each of these characters. Love me a Margot and love being in bed by 8pm with my phone on silent 😂.

FINDS By Ginny's avatar

So dang creative. I love this!!!

Evonne Sturm's avatar

Thank you, Ginny!

Elin Strong's avatar

This made me smile from top to bottom because, girl, the originality!!!! I'm partial to the 99PROBS plate because, well...and I'll be thinking about those blue stripe socks for the rest of the day.

Evonne Sturm's avatar

Thanks, Elin! I’d kill for a G Wagon and to be wearing those striped socks in it. What a chic beast on wheels!

Christina Cardy, DNP's avatar

OK, I haven’t even read this post yet, but I am loving the title. I’m sure I will comment again by the time I finish it.

BUT I just had to stop everything I was doing right now and say that I just passed a car (big truck, let’s be honest) with the license plate: OMW2FYB. I can’t.

Evonne Sturm's avatar

OMG, Christina, this is everything. Who are these people! I’m dying to know who was driving behind the wheel.

Christina Cardy, DNP's avatar

Would love to see your outfit interpretation for the plate LMAO

Evonne Sturm's avatar

OoooOooooo, do we need a second installment?

Tamara Cnossen's avatar

Evonne this is so creative and fun! I got a new car last year and could not remember what kind it was when people asked. lol my tall husband picked it out because he fit in it. However, I think I want to be Camille Crane because I love delegating without checking back. Also, that outfit is sublime.

Evonne Sturm's avatar

Thank you, Tam! I love a G Wagon and need a Camille in my life so that I can ride shotgun 😂

Kate Draper's avatar

LOVE THIS - I think a screenplay comes next?!

Evonne Sturm's avatar

Thank you, Kate! A screenplay?!?!? Now we’re talking 👌🏼